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McDojo Survivor – Funny Martial Arts Pillow

$20 $25

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If you've survived no-touch knockouts, invisible ki blasts, or a belt test every other week — congratulations, you're a certified McDojo survivor. This bold and funny martial arts shirt features a mock “KI POWER CERTIFIED” stamp with glitch-style text that hits just as hard as the sarcasm. It’s a must-have for fighters, MMA fans, BJJ practitioners, and anyone who's been through (or escaped) the cult of fake dojos. Great for training days, gym banter, or calling out the nonsense with style and a smirk.

Textured Poly “Twill” pillow cover with concealed zipper and synthetic insert included. A soft, comfortable accent for the home. Individually cut and sewn by hand in America.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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