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McDojo Survivor – Funny Martial Arts Tote

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If you've survived no-touch knockouts, invisible ki blasts, or a belt test every other week — congratulations, you're a certified McDojo survivor. This bold and funny martial arts shirt features a mock “KI POWER CERTIFIED” stamp with glitch-style text that hits just as hard as the sarcasm. It’s a must-have for fighters, MMA fans, BJJ practitioners, and anyone who's been through (or escaped) the cult of fake dojos. Great for training days, gym banter, or calling out the nonsense with style and a smirk.

Durable Poly-Poplin outer with a laminate-coated interior and cotton handles to keep all your things secure and looking great.

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

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