McDojo Survivor Dim Mak Certified – Funny Martial Arts Parody for Fighters Tank Top

You’ve survived pressure-point knockouts, chi ball demos, and the mythical death touch. Now wear the badge. This “McDojo Survivor – Dim Mak Certified” tee is for the martial artist who’s been there, bowed out, and now laughs back. With a retro print and sarcasm baked into every fiber, it’s a must for those who know the difference between a real dojo and a belt-printing cult. Perfect for BJJ practitioners, MMA fighters, traditional martial artists with a sense of humor, or anyone who escaped the ancient secrets of nonsense.

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